Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Tom Cruise is a Fucking Moron

I don't really follow celebrity stories much because most of them just aren't that interesting (the celebrities OR their stories). However, I do have to comment on the ridiculous statements made by that dickless midget Tom Cruise regarding the proper treatment of depression. Tommy was apparently very crtical of Brooke Shields' decision to treat her postpartum depression with Paxil, one of the newer SSRI's used to treat major depression. Mr. Mapother (his real name) never went to medical school or even set foot in a college lecture hall (did he even finish high school?), yet he apparently feels that he's perfectly qualified to dispense psychiatric advice. He claims that there is no science behind psychiatry and that depression can be cured with vitamins. Tom-Tom, put the crack pipe down. The biology of depression and other psychological disorders has been studied for at least 50 years now. Carefully controlled clinical studies examining the physiological nature of these diseases and the effects of psychoactive compounds upon them are funded by federal governments, research institutes, and pharmaceutical companies all over the world. The amount of science and statistical analysis involved in these studies would make your little peanut brain explode, Tom. Do us all a favor and stop talking out of your ass on something you obviously know nothing about. Advising someone to take vitamins for depression is like telling someone who's on fire to sit down and have a nice cup of coffee. Now run along and find something else to do. Here's a suggestion: work on your acting. That wild-eyed speedball-infused expression that appears in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE YOU'RE IN is getting old.

http://www.petitiononline.com/Tomkat/

3 Comments:

At 9:47 PM, Blogger rlo@richardlopezjr.com said...

your face is a fucking moron.

 
At 6:10 AM, Blogger Sean said...

EAT MICE!

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger rlo@richardlopezjr.com said...

this is some funny shit.

 

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